Boys make passes at girls who have glasses

Few things excite a lady like stemware. I don't know - I've heard rumors about diamonds (OMG!), but nothing really compares to the unique delight of buying some fragile, sparkly glasses. Candy!*

Rigi glass from Bodum, $15
Because vintage stemware is so ridiculously expensive here in NY (dicks), I was agog over the new stemware choices for the season compiled by New York magazine. A lot of vintage flair, and most without the retro-tarded price tag.
Designgasm! Go buy four or forty. You never know when a rabid pack of thirsty aesthetes might drop in...
*DO NOT EAT