Monday, January 28, 2008

Redecorating.

guh-DAMMIT, downstairs neighbor! Are you Rearranging Furniture at this late hour??? Seriously? I mean, with the MOANING, and the CLATTERING??? Must this be done right now???
Trust me, I know you've had questionable judgement before - I've seen you on rollerblades! - but now is NOT the time to relocate the armoire.
Eesh, that did NOT sound good. Did you sprain something? That sounded inhuman - like a dying animal! You should probably get to a doctor, post-haste.
Tell your lady friend I say "hey."

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